Even better. Pence walks into the Oval Office and finds the crew dressing Trump in a suit that actually fits.

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

Thank you. That is such a crucial part of this. That is the choice WE would make, it’s NOT the choice friends of ours have made. Hell, I will love my partner forever because he didn’t bat an eye at my choice to run a marathon at 9 weeks pregnant when I miscarried my previous pregnancy. After decades of trying NOT to…

I just want to shout out to Planned Parenthood for making my abortion decision as painless as possible.

As a mom of a daughter now, I often think about the day I had an abortion and they no way made me feel uncomfortable about my decision. They identified it as cells, and not as a person. They comforted me, and…

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

I am curious how all those cops and firefighters who voted the Orange Turd feel about him gutting their public sector unions. It’s all fun and games until it hurts them, right?

Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

Yup. HOW DARE THEY DON’T THEY KNOW I’M A MAN

Like the crowd size tussle, this is a canary in a coal mine for what is going to be a larger concern not just for the public, but for Republicans in Congress. It invites a host of questions—why does he believe something clearly not rooted in fact? Why does he believe it so fervently he is willing to send out his press…

When Aaron Rodgers gets into politics, at least we know he won’t be supporting Focus on the Family.

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Protesters smashed a Starbucks Coffee window, vandalized a parked limousine and later lit it on fire, and lit a bonfire in an overturned garbage can.

His greatest performance is the one where he convinced the world that he somehow wasn’t an astonishingly terrible actor.

Shhh... this is how people make fun of a movie without having to see it or think about it.

Why would you be in the minority? Contrary to rumors, liberals have every bit as much love for their country as conservatives. Just because a few politicized assholes at the top are corrupt motherfuckers doesn’t mean there’s no respect for the rank and file.

I was joking with my dad that Trump speaking in front of that wall was a little like a threat. “Step in line or join your buddies on this wall”.

Someone better make damn sure those players don’t get paid, though. That would make a mockery of the whole thing.

Yeah, you’d think in Trump’s America counting on petty-vindictiveness would be the soundest bet you could make. But that would have resulted in something good - or at least neutral - to occur and we’re in naked-evil mode right now.