I’ve been playing since before launch (thanks, beta test!) and I say good riddance to the pipes. For the longest time I’ve been tempted to spend 45 rubies on the pipe to get one cool driver and then get 10 like shitty gliders or whatever. Will be much happier to just be able to buy what I want and guarantee I get it,…

The random pipe drops were fun at first, when I would ACTUALLY get a new spotlight driver every now and again. But for the last maybe four or five tours I’ve gotten trash drivers that I already have. (Lugwig, Baby Peach, etc). Wasting rubies on trash pipes WILL NOT BE MISSED.

Only guilty people get lawyers, of course. Otherwise their innocence would protect them from wrongful conviction.

It’s not like Gawker has a history of losing high profile defamation cases, or anything...

I remember a few years ago when the A.V. Club was constantly hailing her as the greatest thing since sliced bread; I’ve seen her in a few things since and just don’t get it. She was okay in Eric Andre’s Bad Trip, but only just.

That’s not how journalism works.

Though I do wonder why “girl boss” behavior is celebrated

Though I do wonder why "girl boss" behavior is celebrated when the same behavior from a man would be called toxic and manipulative. 

When are we adding a dislike button so we can let you all know when the topics you're writing about can be avoided in the future?

Hey uh, Kotaku? Nathan doesn’t work here anymore, you don’t have to keep writing articles like this.

Whoa whoa whoa...regional variations was a great addition! Not only does it allow for interesting variations on old favorites who weren’t competitive before, it also references the real world phenomenon of divergent species and different evolution paths, especially because of isolation on islands.

Yeah regional forms are absolutely one of the best decisions they ever did, full stop.

You are so wrong about Megas and Alolan forms. So wrong!

jebus i kept reading and he disses aloan types too. unsalvageable article.

Honestly wild to see someone call regional forms, the best thing they ever added to these games, bad. What the hell Ari.

this article is crap for dissing mega evolutions. BRING THEM BACK

This sounds great, actually. I find Wingstop wings surprisingly good, and this looks delicious as well, plus you can try a different sauce every time for a while. Not bad at all!

The Force Awakens may have been somewhat boring (being highly derivative of A New Hope) but it was perfectly coherent. Rise of Skywalker was incoherent but that’s because it was trying to write its way out of how The Last Jedi just killed one plot thread after another.

The challenging things really don’t make any sense. Rian is the ultimate “I would rather prove I’m clever than tell a coherent story” writer. (See all his other work). It works for people who like clever things more than they like coherent stories.

The biggest WTF moment for me was Rose crashing into Finn in order to save his life as if the crash wouldn’t have killed them. And then they somehow run miles across the battlefield back to the base without dying.