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What? This is outrageous. I’m white. I’m a millennial. My parents owe me thousands!

It’s true, I’ll freely admit that. I coasted through two years of art school on my parent’s dime. I bought a house at 22, and part of my closing costs were paid for by my parents. I quit a horrible fucking job at 26 and was able to cash out a CD that had been taken out for me by my grandmother to get through the

And I bet that some of those people are in jail for failure to pay fines or other court costs, thus worsening the cycle of money owed making it so an individual can never get out from under the weight of fines and fees.

I spent forever reading it as Fable-tics.

For working out, I like Lululemon (flame away, but you can pry my CRBs, sports bras and Speed tights from my cold, dead body) and some of the brands on Carbon38.

Also, he likely has a legal right to see Suri, and if he wanted to, Katie Holmes couldn’t do a damn thing to stop him. If he hasn’t seen her for two years, that’s on him.

Justin Timberlake

I just don’t get leaving a baby in a nativity scene when it’s actually more legal to hand them over to (or even leave them in front of) a hospital, firehouse, etc. Like, were you trying to make the news?

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Brenton Thwaite are not household names or anything. And Gerard Butler barely qualifies as a big time celebrity. And the lack of middle Eastern big name actors is all the more reason they should be including them when it’s appropriate.

To be fair, she looks like a tiny person next to her PHONE.

I’m sure this is in the comments somewhere, but Planned Parenthood is on option on Amazon Smile. A portion of the proceeds of all your Amazon purchases goes to the organization of your choice. It's not much, but every little bit helps!

I know this has been going around a lot today/yesterday, but I have to say it here. The fact that people who are pro-“life” can rejoice in the senseless murder of three people is so idiotic.

Considering you need to be licensed and trained to use any of the vehicles you listed, I’d rather take my chances with them rather than some armed nutjob who can go and get a gun with neither.

Beauteque tweeted back to me that they will put an extra 10 masks in your package when you purchase 10 sheet masks, so no worries about it not showing up in your cart. Hope that helps!

I rarely take pictures of my food but I sent this earlier to my parents since they ditched Thanksgiving with us to go see the UT game. Turkey, broccoli cheese & rice casserole, my grandma’s amazing stuffing, and gravy. All sandwiched between two toasted slices of French peasant bread from the local bakery. I'm pretty

1) Dice turkey

OH MY GOD thank you! I was going to comment about my hatred for ross but decided not too thank GOD you described it perfectly for me.

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

My Aunt just brought bread to the thanksgiving dinner,She then exp[lained to us that she made it from her yeast infection.smh