Yeah, I just mentioned that the left side looks like it has a coffee cup ring ob it, I don’t even know what’s going on with Right Butt. I’m starting to think she went back in time and sat on the comics section of an old newspaper, and got an ass print the way we used to print on silly putty.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

There’s always more to discover!

My mom bought me Our Bodies, Ourselves a couple years ago.

Kids on the playground were using dolls to mime sex acts and you would stop by just to make sure ken brought a condom for safety and some lube for Barbie’s comfort.

Yikes. I’m very glad you have all sorts of good feelings wrapped up in sex being a big mystery, but I was raised with fairly in depth knowledge of the process and things involved from a very young age, and not knowing about erections at TEN YEARS OLD slightly horrifies me.

When I was younger, I very earnestly explained to my little friends that a blow job was when you licked the neck of the person you liked and blew air on it so it got that cold, tingly feeling.

I get what you’re saying but think it’s absolutely wrongheaded. People should be able to say ‘this man is blatantly racist and that’s unacceptable’ without hearing ‘I agree with you but shut up anyway.’ Trump’s supporters don’t go away just because his detractors think the best way to deal with him is to ignore him.

Calling protests counterproductive is having a very narrow view on this. The protests represent more than just against Trump. These protests can be used as a call to action. The loud “fuck you” heard after the rapist and murderers comment was because people are no longer taking this lying down. It may be…

“Drunk dialing? Pah! Let me tell you about the good ol’ days of drunk telegraphing...”

LeVar Burton, Ken Jennings.

This advice is extra important in the age of social media. Everyone has a brand now, and that brand may or may not accurately represent their reality.

Okay that video was fucking hilarious little kids cursing is like my favorite thing on the planet.

Pendleton? Isn’t that a Bay blanket?

12 likes is so many likes. I got like two likes for saying a sunset was gross. Maybe my instagram is... too real.

Wait. Social Media isn’t real? Young lady, that baked chicken & rice dish I posted last night was real and it was goddamn delicious!

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.