shotgunfuneral
ShotgunFuneral
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"These may have been boom times for American fitness, but they were bad ones for American breasts."

I feel ya. I am not particularly into sex either. Some people are, some people aren't, and I have to say, just as an aside, that I am tired of people looking at me like I have 4 heads because I don't love having sex. I think it is less uncommon than people might assume.

"If sex stopped being fun I would stop having it." This sounds like a... naive statement to me.

I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years, living together for 3 years. I'm not massively interested in sex but I feel like I should do it once a week so he doesn't feel shitty all the time, just most of the time.

This makes me happy because Kat Dennings is my girl crush - she is the bomb diggity dandy and then some. Now if we can just get her on a show or movie, ANYTHING, better than "Two Broke Girls".

CANADIAN POLITICAL CELEBRITY STORY:

I've been thinking about this for a while, and honestly, I think the only reason anyone finds Same Love problematic is because it became successful as a single.

The Same Love "controversy" is incredibly stupid. Basically it's people being outraged at the media for saying it's revolutionary, when "Homo Hop" has been a thing in music circles for a while, with more personal songs about the gay experience as performed by gay rappers.

Online dating worked out well for me, but my wife wasn't as lucky.

Topically, I wonder if "Jessica's" popularity is correlated to the Sweet Valley High book series.

I see you, 2010 Twihard moms.

Do you remember 12? I considered suicide more between the ages of 11-13 than I did in all the years since. Middle school is hell, and the internet makes it so much worse.

Yes...I don't want to defend her, and I don't feel particularly sorry for her. But it is normal cognitive dissonance. Doing something awful to someone makes you hate them, because you have to in order to justify what you've already done.

Animating women and girls is so hard.

That's not how you spell "chode."

Fruit or chocolate porter shows up to dates on a Vespa.

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

Im here to support the "please transcribe or explained for those of us from countries not deemed deserving"

I'm sick and tired of Miley Cyrus making light of that performance. I don't give a shit what she wore, who she humped, where her tongue goes, but there were huge issues with her use of the bodies of black women as props. NOT OKAY. Has she apologized about that? When will that be addressed respectfully? Has everyone