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Do you think Amy Adams is over being styled like Veronica Lake for every shoot and red carpet? I would be.

Elle Fanning was terrible in Young Ones, a movie which is otherwise very really good.

The only one I saw was Arrival and I really liked it. I don’t watch too many movies, but my other favourites from this year (not Oscar noms) were Swiss Army Man, The Lobster, and Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

I feel you on La La Land. I keep hearing such great things about it but the whole premise sounds BOOOOORING. And cheesy, and cliched, and not compelling at all.

I forgot to pack an eyeliner when I visited my parents this Christmas and so I bought the cheapest one I could find at London Drugs - the E.L.F. Intense Ink Eyeliner . It turned out to actually be really great! Goes on like a felt tip rather than a calligraphy brush, and doesn’t smudge once its on.

Is she pregnant again? What is that hashtag all about?

Someone needs to do welfare checks on Andrew Lloyd Webber, The Cake Boss, John Lithgow and Werner Herzog....

ANY TIME someone mentions bangs I think of this. This weekend a friend of mine said she was thinking of getting bangs again and I did my best Liz impression and she just stared at me blankly.

For the love of god someone turn it into a hotel!

I REALLY thought his mystery corresponder was going to be a boy and the video was a PSA about hate crimes.

Will all men now be required to masturbate into tiny coffins?

I was going to strongly disagree but then I realized that I was mixing Joe & Nick up so now I have no opinion.

I work in the fashion industry and people often tease me about it. But literally EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD wears clothing so its weird that people don’t take it more seriously. (That said, most people who work in the industry recognize that its not life or death and have a pretty good sense of humour about it.)

I feel really bad for Barron. I hope people leave him out of politics over the next 4/8 years - you can’t pick your parents after all.

On the off-chance that people are still browsing this list in 2016..... I bought this for my 1 year old niece for Christmas. Sadly, its cultural significance might be lost on her mum but I feel good about it. (And I refuse to spend over $15 on a gift for a baby! Sorry!)

I have a yoga instructor that comes around during Savasanah and presses on everyones temples and runs her fingers over our heads. Its honestly my favourite part of the class and it only lasts 10 seconds, tops.

I’ll take Royal fascination over Kardashian fascination any day.*

In 2001, I was a teenager desperate for a cell phone. My parents put a cardboard cutout of a cell phone (some kind of promo card) in my stocking at Christmas. They thought it was THE FUNNIEST thing.

Oh is this where we get to post our favourite Vines now? Here’s mine: