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SO. EXCITED.

Avenue protect+hydrate! It smells so nice and isn’t greasy and also has great staying power. I can even use it instead of moisturizing under my make up and it doesn’t feel gross. Can’t say enough good things about it!

When I was in grade one I stepped in dog poo at recess. I thought everyone was going to laugh at me, but a classmate sat down beside me with a stick and helped me scrape it off. 25 years later, and its still the purest act of kindness I’ve ever encountered. We should all be so nice to each other!

What if she ate it like a hot dog?

I work in the fashion industry and I frequently wear ripped jeans and a band tee to work. Yesterday I wore leggings! (That was a first - I was still recovering from the long weekend.)

I’m pretty sure the kids in that photo are his. They definitely look like him.

Just gonna throw this out there: Crave > Netflix.

I agree. Its funny because Lululemon had a similar response and people were outraged by it. But then, lots of people are just very happy to have a reason to be outraged by Lululemon.

I have a fairly common 80s baby name, but its spelled differently. I don’t really care if people spell or pronounce it incorrectly, but it really drives me nuts when strangers - like baristas or solicitors- really go out of their way to get it right. I always want to be like, DUDE, call me whatever you want! Let’s

Poor MA. What if it turns out she was more of a savoury than sweets gal?

YOU ARE ME. The last year has been OOC for me and skincare. Where previously I was a “whatever is lying around” gal, a recent surprise bout of adult onset acne prompted me to try all the things. I’m now finally mellowing out but still have about 6 different face moisturizers I still need to use before I’m allowed to

Bojack Horseman did it first:

I’ve had this bra for fifteen years (I’ve replaced it a couple of times) and I love it. Definitely not sexy but totally worth the money. I am a 36E serious runner.

1. This collection is *yawn*.

My thoughts exactly! I don’t know who can listen to FM jockeys first thing in the morning... so obnoxious. I need the dulcet tones of AM radio.

My thoughts exactly! I don’t know who can listen to FM jockeys first thing in the morning... so obnoxious. I need

But animals don’t use washrooms.

Drake and Rihanna seem like good buds, and I love that they’re cracking each other up while grinding.