I would fight you but I’m Canadian and this is not a hockey game, so its not in my nature.

Its like grimacing but with your eyes only. Let’s call it, “grizing.”

This is so funny to me. Like I can see if you had kids with you this would be an issue but if it was just me shopping? I’d just chuckle and carry on.

May I ask why all the women in your film are white?

MM was on an episode of How to be Amazing with Michael Ian Black and she was hilarious and charming (obviously) and talked a lot about how in love she is with NO. They are just the best.

I’d be more pissed off at my agent than Sony, tbh.

I was really, really curious about how he pulled this one off.

There is no way there won’t be at least one account of underage sexual assault if this actually happens. Bad bad bad idea, Miley.

I went to a gluten-free expo once (free entry because my friend was a vendor) and got SO much free stuff! Three boxes of pasta, two loaves of cinnamon raisin bread, three granola bars, a couple drinks.... I would never buy GF products but getting them free was sick.

That is very cute. I grew up in a very rainy town and now that I live in a very dry city, I’m making up for lost time by playing in the leaves as much as I can. Don’t even care that I look like a weirdo adult!

Also, you can’t play in three leaves. That is the only thing that “dead tree hands” are good for.

I don’t understand why Jay Z and Beyonce are renting.....

She is so damn beautiful though.

The linked article about Kate is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever read.

So much nonstop action that the announcers could stop announcing the game and instead offer a play-by-play of some people in attendance.

I just had to set up a display for an upcoming buyer’s show at my work, and I broke TWO nails that were at least 4mm long (a very big feat for me). I’m CHOKED.

http://www.theonion.com/article/new-an…

Also I think there are still wackos out there that think lazy women are saying, “Oh I don’t want to use birth control - I’ll just go for it and get an abortion if I get pregnant.” NO.

1. Option c) Team Who?