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My cousin’s boyfriend is super hot but his teeth look like tombstones in a Tim Burton graveyard. It really does make a huge difference!

As someone who recently moved to a new city, I’m all about asking potential friends out like I would a potential romantic partner (i.e. - “Hey you’re cool - do you want to get lunch sometime?”). Its awkward as hell but super genuine, and the fastest way to make a new friend. Plus anyone who turns their nose up at an

I remember about a decade ago there was a minor crisis because the budget she had for clothing didn’t factor in that she would live so long, and her wardrobe was actually straining (to some degree anyway) the monarch’s cashflow.

Isn't this a fascinator?

Didn’t Paul Ryan get in shit for using a song in his campaign that he didn’t have the rights to? In that case the band also came out in opposition of the GOP.

I really really like this one (not with the peasant blouse though).

Leading up to a first date a while ago, I asked one of my guy friends about this and he told me that offering to pay was fine but not to worry too much about it because, “Paying for dates makes us feel like ‘good men.’”

I just ordered a free trial package from Honest (because free trial) and all their products I received - shampoo, lotion, balm, surface cleaner - suck. Not worth wasting the packaging they’re shipped in.

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I already loved him as an actor but this is really when I started to love him as a person (and also his wife, with her subtle “y’all are idiots” tone).

This really sucks because there are perfectly capable, business-savvy 23 year olds out there. Its not her age that’s the problem - its that she, personally, doesn’t know how to run a company.

OK but why get huge bobbles when you can just get someone to hand paint tiny sloths on your nails (and apply small bobbles)?

Please see: Glee, season 1.

I switched from Glossybox to a Mask Maven subscription this month and am so glad that I did! August’s Glossybox (my last one) really sucked, except for that GlamGlow sample.

Its also really distracting that the bumbling detective is bumbling drug dealer Ziggy from The Wire.

I read Underground to Canada when I was ten and it was a great introduction to the topic. Race politics aside, I think lots of educators feel that the truth is too frightening for young children, but kids are pretty thoughtful when confronted with the harshness of history. And its important for them to know right away

I LOVE this. Don’t know who this gal is, but she is getting it.

Only Beth Ditto can do Beth Ditto.

I like Malia a lot, don’t get me wrong... but if she’s considered a “fashion icon” we’ve got our bar set pretty damn low.

The “rudest older gentleman” wasn’t just a dick, he was abusive. That story made me very, very sad.