“The world needs a convertible with dihedral doors.”

In all seriousness I wish I could come—I’m booked then.

If I cared enough about this sort of thing and I wasn’t busy I would

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The stance feature films aren’t that bad—Krispy in particular puts out some pretty well made content.

Care to elaborate?

Gotta finish Calc :)

Also just “lil bud”...shut the fuck up.

I just want to know.

1. I didn’t attack you. I actually JUST clarified my comment for you because I could see you didn’t understand the main point of my original piece.

I don’t understand why you think my comment is so awfully composed.

My point (which is very clear in the bulk of the comment) is that despite the official event being shut down, the prevalence of social media and the predisposition to hooning means the Subie bros are still going to congregate.

I’m not an idiot. I know your response would have been different if I had not mentioned my age.

Does any comment on Jalopnik really go anywhere besides COTDs?

Also, *were ;)

Man....someone pooped in your cereal.

Why what? Why anything?

Take it slowly. Take breaks if the pace is too much for you.

You cared enough to find a meme and post it.

Take it slow.