In the MAGA van with a pipe bomb.

Florida Man Erodes State Reputation Again

Don’t underestimate Michigan.

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

Ohhhh crap, it was Florida Man all along???

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

Boomghazi!

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I mean, all due respect lol, but I would bet my mega-billions winnings that this is all bullshit. Their union reeks of Scientology-managed PR homosexuality-shame coverup (on both sides) shenanigans. I have never been persuaded by their protestations of love and hot-4-u-ness and I’m sorry Jada, but if this is real,…

I liked it when the shouty man thought demagogue was a verb.

Hey look, the dumbest thing imaginable. Hooray, American politics.

How goddamn stupid do you have to be to order a bunch of black people off a fucking bus in the south?

The biggest FUCK goes to the young and indolent who are not registered or are not voting.

They're not even doing this shit with a wink anymore.  Just blatant, out in the open fuckery.  

I thought these accusations automatically ruined lives? It’s weird how only one of these lives could reasonably called ruined. And it was the one who was also caught with child porn.

Moaning Myrtle

Gonna be real hard for me to watch a pregnant lady get murdered in 2018.

I love me some Marina Sirtis, but DS9 is objectively the best Star Trek series, and I assume there will be no nitpicky debating on this subject to follow.