I freaking LOVE that tuxedo suit. How much polyester? Do I even want to know?

Please make and keep lists. Bank deposit box w/key. The men are freaken defilers and knowledge is power.

Assistant Bank Manager. This isn’t a story I tell often, I was a floating teller/CSR for a bank filling in at a local branch. The head teller, a sweet older woman who retired a few years later, sneezed really loud. I joked that I was surprised by how loud her sneeze was. The asst. manager comments “Well you know what…

Ooh! Ooh! I’ll go. Doctor. I was 13 and on my way to first volunteer position at a hospital. I was going up the steps, he was coming down and he whispered in my ear, “nice tits.”

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

If by some chance we ever get a president worse than him, I’ll be amazed (and horrified) dead along with the rest of the country.

Someone get quote from corn, see how corn feels 🌽

I, for one, think it’s inspiring that his beans stand for the National Anthem.

You’re not looking forward to the first “First Mother” in history?

The people who voted for him and still support him are too ignorant to ever be made to feel like ignorant fucks.

And this was from Vanity Fair earlier today:

Trump: “Frankly, the 2nd amendment should shoot the 1st amendment dead. That would be something very good for the American people.”

Because who in their right mfin mind would say “she was asking for it”??? She is such a self-hating, stupid woman.

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

Unless it involves Casey Affleck.

Weinstein has four girls (and one boy) as well.

I’m starting to think that Hilary Duff is not a good dresser.

anyone see him being gone for a while and being welcomed back with open arms years later? i’m pessimistic that this will ruin him forever.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.