Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

As a former employee, I’m glad this was published. I also wish I hadn’t signed my life away in NDAs.

What will even be left of our country and its government for the next president to inherit?

That’s too on the nose. Orwell requires a more ironic title that implies the opposite what the department actually does.

Maybe the Ministry of Equality or the Ministry of Minority Advancement.

Fuck him. He does not deserve the right to privacy as he has voted to impinge on the rights of MILLIONS of women in the country while encouraging the very behavior he is looking to curtail. You are now fair game and you are a trash human being.

I heard he’s retiring to spend more time with his boner (s).

I highly doubt he has EVER under ANY circumstances been America’s richest man. But in 1999? No fucking way he was even close. Especially not seeing as how Bill Gates had Microsoft money by 1999.

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

My first thought after reading this was ‘THE DUGGAR FAMILY AND THEIR SISTER-CHILD MOLESTING SON”

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

There it is. I was waiting for this guy.

Porn for straight men has become more violent and dehumanizing against women. That never ending quest for novelty and “forbidden fruit” ups the ante and more extreme images become normalized.

Ugh. He’s also the same asshole that threw a porn actress off a roof into a pool. I think she broke her foot and had to sue him because she couldn’t perform for a while and lost her only source of income. He’s so fucking gross and a total piece of shit.

What is Mel, I’m a fucking Catholic, Gibson hanging out in a stem cell clinic. I thought they were all dead set against this!

Shhh...

One of the purposes of comedy is to speak truth to power. That said, I wish our elected officials would do their fucking jobs and stop accepting bucks from the NRA.

“your thoughts and your prayers are insufficient.”

Fucking right.

Kimmel started the show (before this monologue) with a clip of Mr. Rogers talking about being kind to others. The whole thing was well crafted and movingly delivered. He’s turning into a great voice of conscience.

She turned to him when she was bored in her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter.