I truly hope that the gun is ok.

Sorry. :( Hope you have a better weekend. I recommend the sansevieria plants, they look great and are hard to kill!

Sorry. :(

Oh come on, she’s married to an evil doll, not Slenderman!

Maybe Trump’s legal team will offer a volume discount for his entire administration?

First, fuck this woman—she’s not “transitioning” to black, she’s playing dress up as a minstrel show character. This is a caricature of blackness that she fosters in her own head.

Whaaaat?!? Idk where to start.

YEESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Pauline Black is here to teach the children how it is done.

I always remember that Miuccia Prada is a haute bourgeoise Italian old-school limousine socialist.

I’m just saying, Rudegirls were a thing. The new Prada girl is a Rudegirl.

Have we spent all these years unfairly maligning Ferguson? Was it actually Clarissa who was The Worst?

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

She was representing the US at the United Nation’s summit on human trafficking and slavery today. Someone who uses third world labour to produce knock-off shoes is apparently concerned about exploitation.

I am so thrilled for her win. That episode was the standout of the season...probably the entire series. The way it was written and acted unfolded so beautifully.

starting with The Sopranosand reaching its apex somewhere around Breaking Bad

I keep wanting to watch videos of Barack Obama to remember what it was like when we had a coherent, mature, well-spoken adult in the White House. But the problem is, it just makes me so incredibly sad that I can’t do it. How is it that just a year ago, we were at least on the road to fixing some horrible shit in this…

Cancel the appt. You won’t need teeth.