I’m moderately sympathetic to that, but it’s been at least eight years and now he’s threatening to derail his child’s life.

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

He was making acid wash jeans.

This is my Sweet Angel Divine:

She also seems to have really weird taste in men. I mean Ryan Reynolds? Wat?

Excellent reference! When that show was good it was GOOD.

princess valhalla hawkwind would not have clapped also.

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

Agreed. I lived in Boston for 4 years and avoided it like the plague.

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

Jokes on them! I’ll probably die from pre-existing conditions within a week, unless I’m killed by a dude with a red mohawk and/or a hockey mask.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

Depending on the tone in which you read this it can mean different things.

fuck you and your cauliflower ear, trash human.

“You would want to simulate a rape scenario with Mr. Koppenhaver?” Sua asked.

1.) First, good on the prosecution for going for an attempted murder charge and not merely assault.

*taps out* I’ve had enough of the world today. I’m going to write about space pirates and magical princesses.