OH. MY. FUCK.

Not only would this prevent women from having the choice to abort, it robs a woman who would choose not to abort from preparing herself to have a child with a disability, who may not even survive birth. This is disgusting on all fronts.

Yeah, but her her emails, tho...wait,wut?

He’s still waiting for his Netscape browser to load...

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

Bhahahaah. I just sent this to literally everyone I know.

From the WTF? desk:

This is a blog, not the news.

I am sure that’s true. Saying “I know more than the generals do” before being elected had to carve out a very special place in all their hearts for him.

And he’s still more respected by the military than the lawyer with no military experience he replaced.

Why shouldn’t someone’s political views influence their writing?

Sorry, I’m confused. Where was he supporting the gold star families? Where were his bone spurs in 1968?

Does the “new chapter in American Greatness” include the investigation into the Yemeni raid or not?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-No

That’s not true. Why don’t you ask ‘the military’ - since you know everyone in it - what they think about his statements that military personnel always lose, that McCain was a loser for being captured, and especially about his 5 TIMES deferment for a non-existent foot condition?

Well, you don’t have to be a genius to join in the military.

I know. I know it is only bad that Americans die as a result of decisions by Democrats. When they die as a result of decisions by Republicans it is honorable and the Republican leaders meant the only best and we live in the most perfect of all worlds because God ordained made it.

It’s nice to see your political views don’t prevent you being offended by the banal exploitation of the patriotic blood sacrifice of an American.

Nah! Maybe we need to have patience and see if season 2 will get better.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.