That is fine. This leaves her plenty of time to bore me to death.

Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: even hitched to the back of thine tacky Vera Wang.

Sometimes I forget that Star Jones exists.

I am currently rocking a modified pixie cut and I feel like the sexiest lady-face ever. Straight dudes like it, gay men love it and a suuuuper foxy bartender comped my $50 mimosa tab last Sunday at brunch! Its gotta be the hair.

Respectfully: Ledger had already proved his acting chops when he was cast as The Joker. As for BlondeLady McBooberson, her acting ability is tenuous at best. Fucking nonexistent, at worst.

We feel you on that.

How about Octavia Spencer and Jane Lynch? I bet they would fucking rock as a couple of badass detectives. Also, I would like to submit them as the 2016 Democratic nominees for president.

"Here's hoping Marion County, Indiana voters show better judgement."

You do your thing. We'll do ours.

Ha, ok. Whatever.

Yup. I got all that when I read the article.

Right? That was fucking exhausting for me to try to piece together.

Ok, gotcha. I am bi and he is straight but open. It is a huge turn on for my mister to watch me with other dudes or even join. He is very open to dating ladies or gents if the chemistry is there.

I understand what this article was about.

We have similar tastes in both thirds and couples. However, variety is the spice of life and we absolutely look outside our perceived "types". :)

Tbh, we had a foursome randomly one night: another guy friend of ours and the lady he was dating at the time. As we were driving back to LA from SF later the next day, we had 6 hours to really talk about how fun it had been and maybe it was something we wanted to incorporate into our day to day. Having it in the car…

In complete agreement about the bleeding/leading thing.

Ok so this guy is obvs a complete boil that needed to be and, thankfully, was lanced.

I literally cannot stop staring at her. My dogs think I'm such a dirtbag right now.

Wait, wait, WAIT.