Wait. Martin's a faggot and a pussy, but no one was fined for using the phrase "negative Nancy?"

GUYS! LUTHER!

Obligatory posting of 6 minute tracking shot from True Detective. Spoilers yadda yadda

Well, all the puppies that are left, anyway.

I AM AN UNHOLY SEER!! Two days ago— I shit you not— driving the car, I turned to my dude and said, "Damn, isn't it about time Missy Elliot made an album?!" //°_°\

I'd do ANYTHING to lose about 50lbs.

personality disorder.

This comment pretty much sums it up. Thank you.

I think 'biological trash' should check what his house is made of before he starts throwing shit around.

PSH introduced "shart" into my vocabulary in that movie and he was the best part of an imminently forgettable movie.

What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).

Here's my question: how the hell did we not have Blue Cheese vs. Ranch in the first round of the dip bracket??? They're natural enemies.

What is the takeaway from this? That certain careers/hobbies freely entered into require sacrifices? That if you want to be famous and reap the associate perks, you have to go through some crap?

This looks like more like something out of a Pink Floyd movie than an alien. It's telling the astronaut he can't have any pudding if he doesn't eat his meat.

Might be easier to believe you if you didn't have Elizabeth as your avatar. Just sayin'.

I can kind of relate to this. I never feel like I crave it, it's mostly consumed out of boredom or something to do. My problem with moderation in all aspects of my life seems to make it more of a problem though. Getting to an age that is really making question my motives for drinking.

We need more stories about high functioning alcoholics. Everything I read is geared toward those who have been arrested, lost their jobs, etc. How can we judge if we are sliding down the slope and on the way to some "rock bottom?"

If that's how she always talked to me I'd wipe it off on her side of the bed.

Houston may have been in the spotlight for the past couple of years - especially for the Montrose neighborhood, which is described euphemistically as "arty" and "eclectic" - but the media fails to mention the best parts of it. You'll find the single most intriguing dive bar on earth (Catbirds, a real-life Rick's Cafe…

Okay. Was anyone else's first thought "DOGGIE!!!"?