shortpaleandadequate
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I’ve often wondered why they don’t use opiates. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really glad they don’t, I’m definitely anti-death penalty. But why are they scrambling to come up with fatal drugs when we know fentanyl or heroin are fatal in high doses? I’ve never really wanted to ask anyone, though, out of fear that someone

Idk, I think JezeRoot had a lot of potential as a concept, but failing to address the inability of a significant portion of the commentariat to participate is kind of a step one failing. A partnership about inclusion that deliberately excludes a significant amount of people isn’t going to work. Now halfway through the

I can at least take comfort in the fact that the material would have been awfully uncomfortable in Florida humidity.

Apparently it wasn’t the bride’s decision, I saw another one after I posted that had all the bridesmaids in white. And not just white, but that particular shiny shade. Just...why?

I’ve had the same problem. I’m not here for long stretches usually, just in and out, so I don’t want to commit to something I may not be able to do. I do wish it wasn’t even necessary.

I don’t even wear makeup, but it’s just so funny. That jingle has been rewritten and burned into my brain permanently, in the best possibly way.

Brilliant!

Me too. I think Maybelline may forever be Baby Peen to me.

I graduated HS in 04 and these could be pics from my senior prom. The fact that none of their clothes are flattering just goes to show that you can’t buy class, I guess.

Why is Ivanka wearing white?!

I was a starred commenter back in the day, and left over what happened with MizJenkins. I came back the day after the election, because I needed like minds, but I certainly haven’t forgotten. Nor have I forgiven, since forgiveness was never asked for.

There is a distressingly high number of WOC and POC who will not be able to comment here because Jez has banned them, without explanation or warning. The entire JezeRoot series is so controversial with the commenters at least in part because so many people will not be able to participate in anything that is posted to

“While our recollections may differ, I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended”

Bless your heart.

We’d love to have you back! (And anyone else reading, it’s an open invite)

I like to think she has ONE gay bone in her body. Her left patella, for example. Only that one though.

Thank you! I won’t lie, I’m super proud of that one. Sent screenshots to my husband and everything. Also, Maybelline may be ruined for me forever 😂

Foreskin skin grafts are a thing, but yeah...idk how one can leap from “legit medical use” to “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s BabyPeen!”

I’m never going to be Team Meteor, but pretty much. Everyone involved in this is awful.