At least there will be less demand for IED’s by pro lifers since they already have trump to blow up PP.

All I can think when i see jeff hornacek face in that clip is the TS song “welcome to New york its been waitin for you”

Me and my friends are demonstrating in mock turtlenecks for the Scott Pruitt, confirmation hearing. To bring awareness that global warming could cause the extinction of turtles. And also with warming temps the manufactures of mock turtlenecks will be out of business ; which might not be a bad…

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.”

True story, they say JFK carried on a month long torrid affair with the Mona Lisa. Luckily the “impermeable,” handy dandy raincoat was in place to protect her face.

Good, drain the swamp. Get rid of this 89 year old man. How is America going to be great again with some old ass announcer.

This sounds like a new laxative drug from glaxosmithkline.

Ha, I would love for the terminator to have come to stop trump because 8 years from now everybody is going around grabbing pussy.

How did we go from binders full of women. Outrage !!!

The arrested: Tyler durden, Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes), Frank from Donnie darko, Harvey the bunny, the pink panther gang, the wild things from where the wild things are . And of course Snuffaluggagus.

I kind of get what he was trying to say but it came out terrible. In determining how effective the cops strategies are in preventing the crime of rape , The police can’t really stop acquaintance rape . They have a better chance to stop stranger rape, especially on the street by patrolling and such.

Time for me to pull this out again from last time.

Bella: “Do I make you t-horney baby.” 

Oh yeah jude, you haven’t lived until you tried the masala dosa at Samudra Vegetarian Restaurant & Chaat House in queens.

Speaking of kids, Nicole Kidman knew she’d adopt (back when she was still with Tom) because she had a “vision” he was a “virgin.” [Page Six]

Nicki minaji needs to get with a slightly overweight middle age, balding, data entry clerk who sometimes makes stupid comments on a women based website.

1994 -KLF is gonna rock you, 23 years from now.

She will be played by emma stone.

Bots get ready !!!