Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

lol

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Feeling extra lame for never having sunbathed topless in my life :/

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

Wait.. Horse AND Camel?

When are we getting THAT story, Hollywood???

Yes, that works too. My comment was coming more from a place of, ughh, I’m totally over Will Smith, than anything else.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

It’s called being pro-life, apparently...

You know in other industries the people who work logistics manage it so their customers and their staff are not competing for the same limited resource. Deduct staff seating before selling seats and only sell as many seats as there are left on the plane. What you wrote is dumb and you should not feel smart for having…

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

Always remember- Never Go Full Hitler