Sleepytime tea is bullshit. Narcotic sleep aids only.

Because as a country we looked at what happened at Sandy Hook and decided we were ok with it.

I’m sure thoughts and prayers will be enough to help these poor kids overcome the lifetime of trauma this incident will bring.

I can’t even look at those little ones holding hands...they must be so afraid,

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

To me he is Tom Riddle.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Buy your daughter princess stuff, but also a guillotine to stand ominously in the corner of her room.

You also have access to top notch dental care!

I have spoken to the girl...

i used to live across the street from genevieve.

This is all you need to know about Paul Ryan: He’s a heartless fucking idiot.

If you told me radiation was bad because it hurt “corporations,” I would feel slightly friendlier towards radiation.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

That’s my favorite but I have special memories of watching The Little Mermaid with my grandma and brother. (It snowed for the first time of the year when we left the theater) so it always has a little more magic for me than the rest.

Like I said elsewhere- shout out to Ursula for inspiring a generation of contract lawyers!

1. Be Prepared

As of the present, “Shiny” has to get on that list now. Although it wasn’t from the main villain. Although2 there wasn’t really a main villain, come to think of it, so Tamatoa is the closest thing available.

Hey Joanna, where was your enthusiasm last week when those Republicans said there was no evidence that we were broken up? You never cover that. You’re only covering news that makes it look like we’re broken up. Why are you being so biased?