Bread pudding. Really, really ugly bread pudding.

“When you start looking at places that we reduce spending, one of the questions we asked was can we really continue to ask a coal miner in West Virginia or a single mom in Detroit to pay for these programs? The answer was no. We can ask them to pay for defense, and we will, but we can’t ask them to continue to pay for…

It used to be better when he was simulcast on YES—-he’d spend two hours bashing ESPN “sources”, despite him using espn.com on his computer any time he needed to look something up.

hey man, I pulled the gun on mom jeans, and they are amaze

And... in case anyone is confused about why we will ultimately need single-payer health care in this country, here it is! Employers, who currently hold the gatekeeper’s position for health insurance for folks under 65, WILL DISCRIMINATE against the potentially less-well as soon as they have the opportunity. The…

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

TIL if u flip ed sheeran on his side and stretch out his face just right, he becomes an irish flag

10000% unrelated, but she started following me in Instagram after I perused the Handmaid’s Tale Hulu page and she even liked some of my pics. HEAVENNNNNNNNN /brag over

https://www.google.com/amp/deadspin.com/5900973/pain-is-a-gift-and-other-notes-from-a-terrified-father-during-a-seven-week-premature-birth/amp

I’m generally anti-stunt but I hope this stays. Even if the original meaning (which I think is good to promote—the power of women to balance greed with good), I’m all for having the imagery of a little girl standing up to an image of toxic masculinity (embodied by the rampant shiny-testicle’d bull) is a powerful one…

Good for him. However, there should have never been a need for him to do this in the first place.

Why do I feel like that’s deliberate? As in, Pence will become our president and get credit for “integrity” and “rebuilding from the ashes”

2017 continues to be a horseshit year. This was going to be Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Year to EGOT, and they pull this shit with “Best Original Song”?

I thought you meant you farted next to Denzel Washington. Would have been funnier.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I signed as Jeb Bush.

I think they do not see themselves as Nazis, they only share their views, they are xenophobic, racist and think high of themselves because their skin colour is fair and because of their place of birth. But they are not Nazis because they have not gassed anyone in a torture room, they are just fine letting people die…