You know, why not get one of the “parents” of the “child” to waive the anesthesia?

My deep concern is that Trump (or at least his team) knows this recursive tendency and exploits it to distract his supporters and casual observers from the real issue — his Russian entanglements. I think his press conference last week, the declaration of War Against the Media, the fights over “voter fraud” and crowd…

They helped GW invade a country.

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

I’m hearing this in my head to the tune of: On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer, on, Vixen! On, Comet, on, Cupid, on, Donner, and Blitzen!

Oh sweet Jesus. This show was bonkers last night.

It took me awhile to get into LOPTL, but I do love them now. I haven’t listened to them all, but I think I’ve gotten to most of their greatest hits.

Hey, fellow murderino! SSDGM!

My hometown murder was featured in the last episode! I had no idea, found out on the train to work this morning. So proud :-)

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

Republicans will no doubt prove what spineless shells of humans they are and vote DeVos in. Party over Country. Money over Children.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

I’m at the game and this 75% male crowd woo-hooed for this line!Even the Falcons coach had a big grin.

Awww, I missed this! I love them!

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.