Not even Shia LeBoeuf.

So, to clarify, you do like TALKING/conversation, you just meant you don't like talking out relationship *issues*, yes—?

...are you a mime?

I think language may not be his first problem.

Agreed. Although, there are plenty of beautiful and talented actresses I adore (Naomie Harris comes to mind) who are never even given It Girl levels of attention let alone better work. The industry is fickle, and racist as fuck. Hopefully Lupita has good representatives who can take advantage of her current status…

I love that gif —although, I haven't followed the Oscar lead up closely, so I'm not sure I get your meaning. Was some other film the expected favorite, or did you just not like the work on DBC?

I haz a sad. Today I learned there's a show I will forever pine for, that is never to be...

That is... unexpected. And hilarious, because now I'm picturing a 70s sitcom starring Jesus.

Agreed. I also buy him as Middle Eastern (as styled in that pic, no idea how he normally presents).

It all sounds so...NSA, but for stretchy pants.

Yesssss!! Also Why is no one invoking Brokedown Palace?? WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU IN THE 90s???

I kind of enjoy how basic that answer is. "I purchased them, and then I had them removed." It (appropriately) seems to suggest the person asking is infantile and in need of obvious answers phrased simply enough for even them to understand. I would like to try this in my own life.

I'm trying to keep an open mind here but... a feature length film that (by the sounds of it) all takes place in one location (a car, no less) and with only one actor on screen. Hmmm.

Nope! I kinda fully hated it :-( And CRAP men don't really think about how LONG a commitment pregnancy is.

I'm genuinely excited for what's ahead for you! And that's coming from someone who actually kinda hated pregnancy — if you hit some rough patches, don't be afraid to vent. Just because kids are fucking hilarious balls of love and eventually a great addition to your life and marriage doesn't mean all of the journey…

Oh shit, thanks for the heads up, I will have to look out for that! You just described my Imaginary Family Fantasy Thanksgiving Dinner cast of characters. Well, the male half, anyway...

However you spend it, I hope it's a great one!

This will sound silly, but a friend recommended a "great psychic", so on a lark I went with a bunch of other friends for my birthday one year and we all got private readings. It was a lot of fun and she was pretty dead on about the next 5 yrs of my life (that I'd meet my husband in another country that year, that…

IF you genuinely think she's grown and you value her enough to try and continue a friendship (I don't think you can call someone who said those things to you a friend, honestly) here's what I'd do, in the interest of 1) not slut shaming her in her newly sexual state, but 2) insisting on acknowledging her disrespect,…

I felt the exact same. Part was shock and hormones, part was personality. Being maternal in a typical "nurturing" way doesn't come naturally to me — I'm more about stability, security, preemptive problem solving, etc. That's my parenting style, and I guess it just started right from conception ;-)