In Russia Lada drive you (and your broke-down M5).

For those interested, Dodge is still running their Horsepower Dollars incentive program which gives you $10 off for every HP. So that means this thing comes with $7170 discount before you even begin negotiating.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Elbow out the window = truck

Zero interest in an aircraft from Mitsubishi.

Not entirely true. Electric motor torque drops off as rotational speed rises.

So you’re saying that it does ejaculate and evacuate?

I was once hauling some sand in an 80s 3/4 ton- the guy at the yard said 1.5 cubic meters was fine- it had been raining for a week as well. On the way home I was having trouble steering, I was stopped in front of a glass building and noticed when I started off that I could see light under the front tires, I think I…

I was on Jezebel recently. Where should I be dumping my Toxic Masculinity?

Neutral: Nope, never even thought about it before. After seeing this and thinking about it...nope not at all. 

Drove a 26' when moving to our house a couple years back. It snowed an inch or two that morning and I can confirm it does really large, slow donuts (in an empty parking lot, unloaded)

Tesla has released the Laguna Seca lap video.

But it would double the weight of the fuel!

I bet you randomly yell “SPORTSBALL!” whenever a group of people around you starting talking sports.

Many gas stations are privately owned franchises. If there was gouging, it was done by the small business owners that own the gas station, not the “CEO of the gas company.” 

Meanwhile...

I hope you’re wearing your flame suit.

Be vary wary of Austrians with “strong personalities”.

@ VW forums:  all the pics are hosted on photobucket, no longer visible.  Placeholders still take up miles of scrolling.