Honda Stepwgn, especially the first gen. Maybe it’s the design that looks like a traffic car from Midtown Madness 2, maybe it’s the three-spoke wheels they usually come with, or maybe it’s the stupid name. I hate those things to a point you can’t imagine, and for reasons I can’t really explain. I just become angry…

Thank god we don’t live in a better civilization.

If you’ve never been, DO IT. TV and these videos do not capture it.

And Tada had also said we’d see a convertible 86 variant, maybe even a Fastback, jesus for a while there he had spoken about a whole family of cars on the platform. He even said some designers and engineers were working on their spare time designing the cars.

They go into cardi-yak arrest.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Or the button could squirt water at the driver. It works with cats.

That’s Jewish Racing Gold!  Its not going anywhere!

We're talking about the C8, not that Ferrari!

I call bullshit. An 87 Tercel can barely outrun a straight line.

No way. The heated seats and power mirrors will ruin the 0-60 time. It'll be lucky to out run an 87 Tercel in a straight line.

Replace “Syracuse” with “Hartford” or “Waterbury” and “I-81" with “I-84" and/or “I-91" and this very conversation is playing out here in Connecticut.

So it seems like soccer balls and basketballs do work as air springs, but in classic Garage 54 fashion, they don’t last, and frankly, remain a pretty dumb idea.

those cars were actually great though - shiny, good feel for the wheel and they kept the moving parts clean.

Right, because nothing makes me feel at home in my $75,000 track toy like the interior from a compact economy car.

I’ve always been a huge fan of Ford offering two-tone paint on the F-150

Per your Wiktionary screencap, as a Latvian name, Evija is from Eva, a form of Eve.

The "no food ever in cars" along with the strong root beer brand bias leads me to believe you are at least 90 years old.

There’s an app for that