F10 M5 is the best looking M5 ever.  They look amazing in the rearview mirror of my E63.

“Why bother with the new M5 when you can get an M550i xDrive and still kick plenty of ass?”

Only one clear answer here:

Every time I’m behind a sports car at a light, I look to see if the brake light goes off or if the car rolls back a little.

My wife and I argue about getting a 3rd car for weekends to one day pass down to our future child. I want an older Japanese car with a manual since I know they’re reliable and can do plenty of the maintenance myself since I had to learn for my first car, an 1989 Prelude Si. My wife wants something newer, with an…

Automatics are Bud Light. It’s technically beer, but its sole purpose is to be accessible to people who don’t like beer.

My wife has never owned an automatic and once had a Chevy Traverse as a loaner while her car was in the shop for an extended period of time. Her exact words were “This is boring. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my hands, text?”

I have said it before and I’ll say it again. Anyone who posts an automatic car as a manual in an online ad should be sentenced to death.

There is no greater disappointment than finding the perfect vehicle. Everything is exactly how you want it to be and then the interior shot comes and its a fucking automatic. The…

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

Wow man, that post was like stop motion animation 

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

Um, how can you hear a thing? Try this one:

I can buy a regular GT for less, mod it for more power with the savings, and slide into the curb at a Cars & Coffee just as efficiently.

They had to ask for Permission LaPermission

Yep, for $27k I was thinking a nice road-legal used Miata with plenty of funds left to treat the chronic grin plastered on my face from driving it.

1. Setting aside for a moment how blasphemous it would be to fill a brand-new Porsche with grubby, grimy little larva-people, is it actually feasible as a family-hauler?

How does the heavier, less powerful car come out on top?

We know it wasn’t as there were no signs of combustion.

Apple Might Be Fixing the MacBook’s Most Annoying Problem

He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.