Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

Exactly. It’s infuriating how many people are oblivious to everything. I’m in a group for Toyobaru enthusiasts, and every day someone posts photos of their wrecked car, with an explanation of how it “wasn’t their fault.”

It takes two people to have an accident. Someone doing something stupid, and someone else not…

“All I see are two equivalent assholes and one winning.”

Dammit Ash. That’s the third or fourth keyboard you owe me.

Go! Get to da chompah!

I’m not purposefully singling out motorcyclists as the only jackasses on the road, I’m simply making an observation about the growing number of motorcyclists who are acting like jackasses. Nowhere in my remarks did I say that all car drivers are saints.

I tried but the longest German word that I could find pertaining to cars was Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung. The only time you’d need your Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung is if you end up broadsiding a member of the Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft while…

Aw, I was really hoping for that to be a real word. +1 for the authenticity.

Hell hath no fury like a German car out of warranty. 11,980 can buy you a lot of things, and apparently this is one of them. When the DSG inevitably goes Kerplunktenstichten, it won’t only be your wallet saying “Sheisse”.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Not meant to scream, the engine note was tuned to sound like the 18th Marquess of Winchester being rubbed with a warmed buttered chamois cloth.

Patrick, I was thinking of going to test drive a 4C. I currently daily drive an 86 Carrera, in traffic, with the 915 transmission and no AC, in Florida, is it going to be any more hardcore than that?

The Camaro ZL1 is the car that best defines the Golden Age of Cars we’re currently living in. I’ll explain.

I won’t care about their lap times ‘till they rename it Oney Mc1face

i just had this vision of a blonde chick named Tiffany trading in her white Wrangler for a Journey because she’s ‘expecting’

Are you saying...the franchise is getting too old for this shit?

Sure, and it’ll charge itself with solar power without having to plug into anything, have self-regenerating rubber tread on the tires, and be equipped with a fully aware yet completely docile and servatory A.I.

It bothers me that the Mustang GT in the film has a V6 bumper cover on it.

I will never forgive BMW and Mercedes for just throwing their hands up in the air about engine displacement in model designations.

Never enough headroom in RS200.