The average person spends over 5k every month on credit cards? That's 60k right there. I'm pretty sure the average person makes less than 60k gross income, so this seems awfully suspicious.

@Mean_Ol_Liberal: Not that I agree with this ruling at all, but music piracy is theft. You possess something that you did not pay for that was not distributed by the creator for free. That's why they won. She stole.

@Weakskills: If that happened to me, I would simply stop working and become a squatter somewhere. It would take a lifetime to pay off that kind of debt. I would rather give up everything for a simple lifestyle where they can't take anything since I don't have anything. And we don't have debtor's prison, so I don't…

@ixta70: He just forgot. :)

@Dabamasha: Go Texas!!!

@rev02: Yea, my "parking lot rapist" prank I pulled on halloween didn't turn out so well. Turns out you really can get giz in federal pound me in the ass prision!

@tbonesteak: I accidentally had a 3" swiss army knife in my carry-on and got through security about a month ago. I went through a series of emotions when I realized I had it with me in the terminal. I was at first terrified that I was going to be detained and put on a no-fly list or sent to jail or something. I was…

Hmmm.... I guess this would be good for low speed sharp objects, but high velocity projectiles would still do some serious damage. But I guess I would rather have severely bruised junk than blown off junk.

Hahaha... I didn't find the humor in this until I realize the context. Awesome. :)

I feel for you, but what it boils down to is that the iPad is not a computer. It's a portable device that has sacrificed functionality for portability. In some situations, that's just fine; It even excels in some areas. But if you're expecting to do real work, an iPad isn't the right choice. It's great for many…

24 million songs you say? Oh dear. How can he ever pay for that? 99 cents each times 24 million... Let's see... That comes to just under 23 million dollars please. Now lets assume that he's pirated at least half of those. I think I remember a $600 fine per file being a reduced fine amount... so we're looking at…

If this will actually help teach you to play a real guitar, I'm in. I have two guitars, but can't really play either of them. I would love to be able to play, but I can't keep interest in it. This might be the key. *fingers crossed*

Really creepy, but really awesome as well. There's hope for my robot body yet!

That's pretty neat. I would love to make something fun and interactive like that.

@t_logan_k: That's a trick question. They're co-owners.

I'm typically not a fan of sculpture, but this is really neat. It's not trying to make some kind of statement, it's just fun.

@Illua: Have you noticed that in addition to always flying in triangle formations that they always fly on a perfectly flat plane (in relation to each other)?!?!

@mediatone: I don't ever notice a problem with people on cellphones in the theater. I always bring a brick with me and chuck it at the first cellphone user I see. I have never had a need to bring a second brick.

@Dethzilla: That would mean 260% of their userbase lost service. I would absolutely consider that a massive outage!

@dovemouse: It's a conspiracy!!! Check ANY picture that shows exactly 3 UFOs. They are ALWAYS flying in a triangular formation! That's PROVES they're not just balloons or something.