@black_peter: Conan eats win for breakfast.

That was soooooo cool! Since I saw it on the internet, I think I'm going to try this at home! He didn't say not to! But there's a small problem. I live in Indiana. We don't have cliffs.

Last time I flew, I had to go through the x ray thingy and they still patted me down. Not sure why, but whatever. It was the first time I've ever been searched in my life though. I guess that's what I get for being a middle class white male...

@Composition_C-4: No kidding. We're replacing all of our copiers in our office this week. They're only 2 years old, but they break every month or two.

Find and replace "aliens" with "blueberries". System bypassed.

@Thomas Lightle: Maybe they don't. It sounds like a good way to get rid of the exhibit. :)

@OfficerMike: Working backwards, if you assume it took the person 30 seconds to paint the seed, the average person spent 520 hours on it. That's a lot, but it's not horrible over the course of 2 years. If the person only spent 10 seconds per seed, that's only 173 hours. That comes out to a little over an hour per week…

@Frank Mahnke: Interesting. Did you do it with a bun? I can see that grease would prohibit growth of many things, but normal bread should start to grow mold in a week or so.

@kodychamberlain: Just because their food is convenient doesn't mean it has to be poor quality. It takes just as long to cook a real burger and put it on a fresh baked kaiser roll as it does to make a McDonald's burger. I can get Five Guys to go in about the same time as I can get McDonald's to go.

Sounds like someone's just saw both the Matrix and Avatar for the first time... Or the Church just realized that they don't have very good market penetration online and they want to keep people in the physical world where they have more penetration.

@sirrix: The big block quote says obliged and the article says obligated. I didn't mean that the words aren't the same, I meant that one of the direct quotations was wrong because it was misquoted.

obligated != obliged

That totally looks photoshopped, even though it's real...

I'm pretty sure most everyone is well aware of breast cancer at this point. It's hard to go a day without seeing one of those pink ribbons on something. Now that we're all very aware that breast cancer is serious business, what is being done about it? It's kind of like the scene in Night at the Roxbury where they have…

@minibeardeath: What happens if you affix a piece of buttered toast with nitro glycerin on it to the back of a cat, butter side up, and then drop the cat? Does the cat blow up or blow down?

@OCEntertainment: Yea, I just refreshed the homepage and the original was gone. Sad.

@abeeee: Well see, that's the problem with us white people. We're not nearly stealthy enough to be ninjas. We get caught doing mundane things like going through airport security.

@Antoine Prince: That's because everyone there is a ninja.

@Justin: I'm glad someone else sees the point I'm trying to make. +1 for you.

@SenorElChimpo: The maintenance for public lands is paid for via government funds. Aka, taxes. So the people as a whole would cover that cost.