@artysx: I knew a girl that was Mexican and from Texas and spoke just like that. I think it's a regional accent. Or maybe she was just doped up too. :)

@GreasyPig: Cash it at an ATM or someplace that takes 3rd party checks. :)

The episode was pure awesomeness. I was just waiting for them to make a crack about signal problems (they almost went there, but it was a jest at AT&T's network as a whole). I'm glad Futurama is back. Hopefully they'll keep it going after this season.

@TomXP411: Yikes. That would be a sad day if they succeeded in closing all the libraries in Chicago. Even if all the money went straight to schools, it would still be a huge loss to the community.

@SkipErnst: I actually don't mind it that much. I just don't really like the giant 100 on the back. I'm sure it's probably some kind of special ink and/or fraud protection, but it doesn't look very attractive.

@bernielomax: Where's Bill O'Reilly when you need him...

Web 2.0 money is here! The big 100 on the back is very sleek. They also have a cool tag cloud going on with all the different words.

@baconbot: If they get ugly enough, people won't want them anymore and couterfitting will stop. I don't see anything wrong with this approach. Well, maybe there are a couple downsides...

@krome: This is true. The working class dresses much more appropriately for the job. I might go detassel a couple rows of corn myself.

@irfan: I wear my sunglasses at night.

Good going Google. Giving gays good green gets gratitude!

@krome: I heartily disagree, sir. These rows of corn are quite the rage in civilized nations.

@sub150: If you send me 3 easy payments of only $19.95, I will share my guide to filling in the blank between 3 and 5 with you!

@Anthony R Birge: Holy cannoli! I thought Monster cables were bad, this is crazy. While it is a very sexy looking cable, I can't justify paying $8.47 per inch. I could swing it if it were $8.47 per 20 feet. That would be ok. :)

@johnpooley3: I think you need to take your Sarcasm Detector in to the Geek Squad for a Computer Diagnostic Service ( [www.bestbuy.com] $129.99 great value!). Yours has obviously malfunctioned.

But does Monster make it? That picture shows a cheap plastic connector. Everyone knows that plastic doesn't conduct electricity and that this cable can't even be real. I need cables with gold connectors to give me a better quality digital picture. I also need mesh bound cables to protect the high velocity signals…

Wow, it's almost like there's some sort of affiliation with such a deal... Oh wait... :)

@FigNinja: Over-your-glasses glasses would be nice too. They have them so you can watch HD TV, they should really come out with a 3D version. :)

@mike.mac: Not trying to be rude, but do you only have one eye?

That sounds pretty cool. I wish I had a 3D TV, or the money to buy one. I can see this becoming popular if they start offering prescription 3D glasses. There's a lot of people who have to already wear glasses.