@Craniumz: I honestly had no idea that it wasn't spelled segway. I don't think I've ever seen it written, only heard it in conversation. There's a reason I'm a programmer... The Lang.English.US API is really difficult to write against... :)

@SkelatorDan: Nice segway into this one...

@Poppa1138: Some problems like the antenna design and a potentially fragile screen/back, yes. But poor manufacturing processing like the poorly cleaned screens and volume buttons installed backwards have nothing to do with it being a new product. It's just poor quality control.

I would be worried that the rapist would just kill the woman after encountering this.

Pretty amazing! I wish I had that kind of time...

What does this have to do with being a douchebag? They're dumbasses, but nothing they did was douchy.

Hotttt!!! If only I could get my wife to wear it...

VOTE: dreamhost.com

I've tried a few other free diagramming applications, but they've all fallen short. I'll give this one a try and see where it gets me.

@Zuzax: Most call centers will give you 10-20 seconds, or more, to acknowledge them. If someone calls in and says they got hung up on by an agent, that's really bad news for the agent; they could even get fired.

@srwight: I'm a software developer at a company that makes call center/PBX software and it is pretty common, at least among our customers, to have a callback option. It really does help customer satisfaction since the caller doesn't have to waste their time, and often cell phone minutes, and they get called back…

@pz: Good point. In light of my lack of a serious rebuttal... They should make this into a weapon and give it to all the villages. They would sterilize each other and solve that problem. :)

@bmoctta: Just deaf ones. :)

@xsbs: I think this would be most useful in 3rd world countries where medicine is rare and surgery isn't available. In a 3rd world country, this single machine could service a very large number of people. Condoms and other forms of birth control run out quickly and will require a constant supply where this machine…

@cy3: Sounds like an excuse for a couple new toys. :) You might be able to find a used angle grinder at a pawn shop somewhere. You'll probably have to buy the vice new or on craigslist maybe. Vices don't really ever wear out and they're virtually all the same, so there's not much of a second hand market for them.

I'm reading this article when I should be working... Quite the paradox...

@ethanthekiwi: One of my friends has one and he loves it. The only problems are that it gets bogged down if you let the grass get too long and it doesn't do well at all of the ground is soggy from a lot of rain and it can only handle gentle slopes. It's convenient most of the time, but it's good to have a backup. It…