I gave my girl a Beatrix Kiddo lunchbox, she loves it dearly.

"Would you kindly…"

"d'aw can't the evil lady who hates small children and makes a mean popover get her way just once?"
Yes, exactly!

I think Homer gets a significant amount of his political information from Lyndon LaRouche pamphlets.

Brockman chuckling inappropriately after they show Krusty's on air heart attack in a video clip.

Here's something, if the Itchy and Scratchy movie was as successful as it appeared wouldn't there inevitably have been sequels??

Actually, evidence is:

'gina also apparently makes killer lasagna, while I imagine Emma's would be from the good people at Stouffer's.

None of this is surprising.  Feel better, Regina!

Glenn Beck is actually capable of humor.  Even self-deprecating humor where he makes himself look foolish (he prefers to make other people look foolish, though).

You know, I don't recall saying that.

As an American, I agree with this patriot:

I always assumed that you don't get no respect in Gotham unless you worked for at least one costumed eccentric.

@avclub-e28fbf78474e81cf5246e15a4097f6ba:disqus That's really more of a Bookworm thing….

I think if you make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin you need to have a lawyer go over it first.  Certainly don't use euphemisms like "make something tragic happen to her."

Well, I still love you Regina!

And they say there's no magic in our world….

o/~  See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest o/~
Ah, if only that were Disney….

You know, it occurs to me that with another character who knows all the Story Book stuff really well that if something… unfortunate… were to happen to Henry, this other character could fill in his "Mr. Exposition" role quite nicely.

He reminds me of another kid, though this one had grown to adulthood.