Kurt Coba...oh wait, nevermind.

Their voices are telling me they’re huge fans of the Chucky doll. Huge. Just yuuuuge.

The college where I work just shit-canned all (1500) Surface tablets on campus because, to quote the CIO, “nothing can be done on those retarded P.O.S.’s without something eventually failing”.

The state that gave us “W” are the stupidest people God ever put a breath of life into...

Exactly the same expereience I have had with them. I have a Surface Pro 4 and it is ridiculously problematic compared to my ipad pro. 

FTFY:

Not after what Cthulhu did to Shoggoth in the primary. #nevercthulhu

I’m voting Cthulu.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

I just saw this a few minutes ago, and thought it perfectly summed up his mindset. Women=Give them a kiss. Blacks (any minority)=Keep them at arm lengths away.