shomer-shabbas
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...
shomer-shabbas

Arian Bold, I believe.

FTFY

“nevermind” - I see what you did there!

He can actually grab pussies with those things?!

Bitch this:

The college where I work just shit-canned all (1500) Surface tablets on campus because, to quote the CIO, “nothing can be done on those retarded P.O.S.’s without something eventually failing”.

Sounds more “bigly” in Latin:

FTFY:

Fixed:

Or this maybe?...