Those jorts better be cargo! Otherwise the event will just be gauche.

Most of those cowboys *imagine* they’d be the rich ranch owners. More than likely they'd be just another unspectacular ranch hand leading a mediocre life.

Those replies are brutal. Excellent.

Everybody forgets the LA Chargers

Several times even

Drake needs to be quarantined from all athletes. If his effect carries over to the raptors Canada will probably revoke his citizenship. Nobody would blame them.

Also a big story of the game is all the offensive rebounds Toronto got. One possession I think Kyle Lowry got two back to back then smacked it out the paint to another raptor.

This entire game was infuriatingly good. It seemed like both teams took turns getting hot and dropping clutch shots. Kawhi’s last shot was THE last shot of the God damn day and no matter what happens people are gonna be talking about these non-finals games for years to come. 4OT, Dame-Time Dagger, CJ beating Jennifer,…

>“Based on the facts available to all parties, we consider the matter to be resolved.”

Sadly this seems par for the course for the Pelicans.

Nevermind, I don't know sports phrases

Typo in the second sentence. When it mentions the pacers, flip string and season

In a few days it may or may not get maroon 5 to sing a song from a 20 year old SpongeBob episode