TV should cast you in something, you’re just too hip.

jez always has a leg up on the competish.

My husband has developed some weird digestive problem and he has to fly all the time and he’s been worried about being on the plane with his weird guts, so I now say “Shart your pants!” for good luck. So far no sharts!

He really needs to go to the doctor.

I just felt like sharing.

This is the news cap I wanted.

“Also, hot dogs, hamburgers, and tacos are all sandwiches.”

Thank you for that image. T_T

The horrifying corollary to this discussion is that any female mutant with healing factor is always a “virgin,” all the time, and heals her hymen with every thrust.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Awesome. I think the Democratic Party has room for many people who are currently Republicans. I’m not saying we should welcome everyone; Steve Bannon should never be welcome. But she seems like a good person to pick up.

This could have been Emmett Till: 2017 version.

Do we know that she was cheating? Because the other possibility is that she was just feeling a little down and needed a pick-me-up. You know, some extra attention and people feeling sorry for her. I don’t think it’s a particularly common thing, but I went to high school with someone like that. The first time she…

How many black men have been lynched for this kind of false accusation right there in Texas and throughout the South? She learned from the best of the worst.

white supremacy.

Great! So she’s already a hit with white nationalists, now that it’s a hoax she’ll be the latest star of the alt-right and their gang of fucking MRA neckbeards because all women are lying whores who want to falsely accuse you of rape. Swell!

Sooo, what actually happened is that she wanted to cheat on her fiance, realized she’d probably contracted a child or cooties, and had to make an elaborate excuse as to why she was missing and full of another man’s baby juices. At the expense of black men.

Take every rape allegation seriously and investigate it to your full capability. Do not automatically believe every allegation. This is why. Well this and 100+ years of American race relations.

I’ve never understood the compulsion to lie about being sexually assaulted, especially when it involves such elaborate set-up work as it does here.

Wow, this is a banner fucking day.

Religious people are the most intolerant bunch in our societies. It’s either their way or the highway. I think this little punk was hoping American Muslims will get blamed thinking he is helping Jews.

What is most interesting about her is, she has all that money and her hair still looks like that. This is fascinating to me, and very encouraging, for I do not have any money at all, and my hair still looks like that.