But flip flops become razor blades when they get wet! How do you deal with that?!

We’re you born in 2000?

It would be healthier than the usual crap.

Is it the sponge?

The boys I babysit call their grandma baba (here in Japan and grandma in Japanese is obaachan)

Yo why it gotta be a girl??

I’m so tired, I though the first line meant Pierre Berge was speaking on the radio postmortem. I had to reread that sentence 4 times.

He’s more of a “burnt sienna man” I would say.

And throwing gang signs at innocent old ladies!

Halp! I accidentally hit follow while trying to edit my own comment and now I can’t undo it! I don’t understand Kinja!!

Yeah, it won’t change whether they appear or not but you will get a phone notification everything they post if you turn it on. What I’m thinking is though that this shouldn’t really affect approve who has only a few people they follow. If you follow hundreds and lose track of who you follow then maybe you will stop…

Uhm, but JK Rowling is a woman....

Did you remember to take your glucosamine and metamusil today?

I’m afraid people think that of me and my dad too. I only get to see him once a year since we live on opposite sides of the world so when I do get to be with him I like to link arms with him even in public. It probably doesn’t help I still call him daddy at 25 years old. But he’s not a dad or a father. He’s a daddy.

That’s happened to me, my younger brother looks much older and of a different ethnicity than me.

I had someone at a summer block party refer to my dad and I as a couple. We rarely have neighborhood gatherings but damn, haven’t they ever seen my mom walking the pooch?

It took me a while to work up to it, definitely. But I realized my “wardrobe of freedom” was not really free, just cluttered and not representing me at all. Now with a simpler and better planned wardrobe I am more motivated to accessorize with my jewelry and hair styles. Some days I will pair a shirt with cropped…

Hey dood! No spoilers!!!!!1!!

Hope that’s an after-dinner pizza! Make it extra cheesy!

She hadn’t hit puberty yet. Once she starts bleeding she will be as useless as the rest of us non-breeding females.