I think it's whatever you would least like to receive? Like a box of hammers could be useful, so not dumb. A box of rocks? Eh, you never know. Not dumb. Now a box of eggshells? What are you gonna do with that? Dumb!

But but but thugs are only black people and Mexicans!

Moral of the story, don’t go to Walmart.

Have you tried any dance-style cardio? Like aerobics? I hate running too but I really enjoyed Zumba (I would continue now if classes weren’t so damn expensive in Japan). You don't even have to be a good dancer. I love dancing (at the club, after a few drinks) but I am beyond terrible at learning choreography. I still…

I just woke up from my NYE festivities (happy new year everyone!) and I thought this meant in the future, and “white cheddar popcorn” and”scented candles” were song titles. I think I’ll go back to sleep until 2017.

If I were you I’d be so proud at what evil geniuses my fur babies were.

Your kitties are smarter than that, they will take out life insurance THEN eat your corpse

I tan by rubbing my body with bacon fat.

Bacini!!!

For the life of me I just can’t understand why some people are into child pornography.

Is Mahhtha wearing a crown of bullets?? Katrina would love that!

Welcome, you have seen the light, our lamps burn on pure pig lard!

I got you girl

You’d think celebrities would have the best access to birth control...but I guess if you're that rich spawn are not a big deal. You just pop them out like a poop and hand them over to the nanny.

I personally love the word fat...when my bacon’s sizzling in it or its dripping from my BBQ ribs!!

Gasp!! My pearls!!

VAGINGO

Do you regularly buy pharmaceuticals online from foreign countries?? How do you know the product you're receiving is genuine?

The idea of buying birth control without a medical prescription and speaking face to face to a licensed doctor is what gives me an issue, not the location where the medication comes from.

Their sex slaves will be stoned to death! That’ll show em not to break rules!!!!!