You learn that the world is a sad, sad place and humans are a sad, sad race.

I am concerned about the color of her tongue in the top photo. That is not the color of a healthy tongue. I learned this somewhere years ago in an infomercial for tongue scrapers or some kind of denal hygene product.

I think it is safe to say Everyone's first drunken vomity experience is with vodka hahahaha

I hope Katy got a tattoo of Missy Elliot because we all know that's why this was the most watched half-time show...

I'll take the pants, leave the stringy hem thanks.

And that, kids, is how Honey BBQ Chicken is made.

Sheislane, is lane Portuguese for crazy? Har har har

It's all that greese he put in his hair.

Up next is dysentery!

She committed the biggest crime, being Black.

there is a vaccine for chicken pox? I was born in 91 and I was of the chicken pox party crowd. I had no idea there is a vaccine now/was then too. ?

Your hound looks like he could get it with the local park bitches. Ow owwww!

My best friend had this and it was torture on her. It was her first serious relationship and they were ready to have sex (she was a virgin, not sure about him) but she kept coming to me in tears because she thought something was wrong with her. She also never used tampons. I don't think it was because she tried them…

Now I'm craving pizza.

Get that smut out of here! I ought to report you!

So basically this is Enough but with a younger not-Ben Affleck?

I read that as she was literally persperating glitter and I thought that sounds glamorous.

people went crazy collecting memorabilia and blood samples from the bullet-riddles bodies of Bonnie and Clyde. Celebrity makes people bonkers.

does she have some surgically implanted back brace as well because I don't understand how her skin doesn't just tear off under that weight. Or that they don't droop lower and lower constantly.

how else is a girl gonna make a voodoo doll??