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Know what we want for 2023? No more god damned slide shows.

I think it’s because your name starts with Thunder, but all of a sudden popping into my head is “Aquadome - two fish enter, all fish leave.”

“AquaDom is temporarily closed because...there is no AuqaDom anymore.”

On its website, the aquarium announced that the AquaDom was temporarily closed due to the recent destruction.”

Joining the master list of “least necessary announcements in history.”

Cheese and fruit go together incredibly well.

I swear to God, if I drop out of warp (or whatever we’re calling FTL here) and a ship doesn’t come out of nowhere and comms come up and they don’t say: “I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver - your hands only.”
It’s a wasted opportunity.

“I used to fly a starship. Then I took an asteroid in the knee.”

As a general rule, if the survival elements aren’t causing any stress, you don’t actually HAVE survival elements, you just have some mildly annoying busywork at times. The whole point of survival elements is that they need to cause you stress, with the possibility of your game just being fucking over because you

I’m sure they’ll find new and innovative ways to continue the proud legacy of having that one goddamn character in every Bethesda game.

You’re alone on the ship, you’re out of fuel. You desperately search around the few asteroids in the system scavenging what little you can find. But you’ve stayed too long. You hear the footsteps, he’s here. And all that fills you is dread as they speak.

This right here is exactly why, while disappointing, no one should be surprised by this, Japan does not have a history of healthy representation of diversity in any of its media. But at least it’s shown signs of getting better. I Am rewatching DBZ right now, just began the Buu saga and holy fuck I forgot about the

While still disappointing, I don’t find it very surprising that a developer from a country in which 98% of the population share the same ethnicity and culture struggles to grasp the depht and importance of representation issues.

Imagine what these people could do if they focused energy on doing something productive rather being pieces of shit. 

“If you want more representation make your own games!” - MAGA

Worth noting that she didn’t actually actually ask for fair pay — she was offered nearly four times the standard union rate for video game voice acting, which is considerably more than fair. She was asking for extravagant, movie superstar-level pay.

She’s conservative AND asking for fair pay? hmmm

Helena, I hear Kanye West is currently single.  You two seem perfectly suited for one another. 

Also, ever notice how a lot of these hardcore reactionary advocacy groups throw out their work to just the worst agencies, simply from a design and messaging perspective? Like, I get that they want their messages to play to the crowd with a six-year-old’s mindset, but that graphic design is just god awful by any

Milkshake duck strikes again