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Nice header pic of Mounds of Almond Joy Ice Cream. (no, we can’t call them scoops)

“lone wolf” “mental health issues” all this code for white nonsense that would get any other shade tazed at the least. You know this guy’s biggest problem is his ego, trying this at an AIRPORT for god’s sake. Normally, they don’t mess around there.

I will also endorse the DQ app. Dunno about point rewards, but the deals are always good at least once a month

Visibly existing as a minority, of course.  

Ikr? She signed up for the Fuck around and Find out tour and was surprised by her souvenir.

I’m going to hell, but if death by hanging was still a thing, we’d have a new meaning to “Raise the Roof!”

Why does this replaceable guy deserve another bite? Many people of equal or better talent eager for his opportunities.

“You don’t own that Ass, You just rent from Anus.”

Follow up. No, not a lawyer nor living in US. Was a back handed slam against the South Park-esqe “He was coming right for me!” “defense”(excuse)

Bartlett shouldn’t be able to claim stand your ground unless he can prove and admit that his Range Rover is his sole residence. 

Re: 2) I suspect there may be a “unofficial” towed while black service charge, customer disputes this and comes back with cops so he doesn’t get charged “storage” fees while this plays out.

Census of Hit Dog Holler is 100% whites who live in the greys

Only buy it if you’re willing to a full mod/reskin to trick it out like a Colonial Viper from Galactica (Classic or New-ish w/e) and rent it out for Conventi0ns.(if those ever come back)

Feels like a airplane version of Clue. “Cokehead in the toilet with an ice mallet”

Now this is definitely Hangover Breakfast food. 

Then that’s not thermal paste on that chip.

And here I was expecting a dissertation on why we’d get the flattest roadkill ever.

Always with the boneless racists these lawyers!

Mix and mislabel the food coloring. “Is it a boy?, a girl?. Cheddar Biscuit filling is purple. It’s a Crustacean! /Why not Zoidberg?” 

Not a popular “frank and beans” recipe.