Do these people want to get rabies (shots)? Cause that’s how you have to have rabies (shots). Upside: TIL it’s not the 21 needles to the stomach anymore, but would not be surprised if some would claim their immune system would fight it off. (Narrator: It won’t).

Sounds and looks delicious, but partial marketing fail. Hot Apple Pie Dog was right there. “What’s new dawg? Hot Apple Pie Dog! Apple Pie’s not new. Like this it is! (shows Product)“ cue further “who’s on first” style shenanigans. Will spend afternoon pondering how to ala mode this w/o the use of softserve.

Doof Warrior daily commuter ride? Yes.

“being white” is more likely “showing their whole ass” and getting an appropriate response unlike they’re used to in the 99.44 % neighbourhoods they live in.

So many of those styles looked painful to the scalp, so low-key facelift hairdos?

I’d def crack the case to look for a gps or bluetooth thing, as I can see this as a way to tag cars for theft.

Invisible fine print to the fuel claims: “1 tank in beetle, used more for flatbed we drove it the distance on.”

If this was for potatoes, TuberEats. If this is just raw meat, maybe it’s the Paleowagon? What next a portable deli slicer van that gets around food inspection claiming religious exemption called “Jesus Shaves?” “When you need to feed a hungry crowd, let Jesus take the wheel! Good Book Jesus Shaves today for all your…

This is one guy who needs to take a knee.... to the groin.

Now someone needs to ship one of these to RocketNews24 in Japan for a Taste Test. I think they’ve done most other limited editions, but I don’t think Pumpkin Spice made the trip over, despite the regional love of Seasonal Flavours.

Now watching sugar intake, I realise the wisdom of those juice shot glasses of buffets gone by. Portion control as a side effect of parsimonious food cost management.

Apple filled cinnamon jellys, please.

And now I want to see a CSI: Cold Case spin-off with Torch guesting as the head of a car body farm for forensic comparisons.

Also time to review all that coroners’ previous calls, esp with minorities.

Also time to review all that coroners’ previous calls, esp with minorities.

         “But Lauda’s crash changed the complexion of the season” Try tenor, tempo maybe pace instead. Just poor word choice considering the subject. Do better.

Brian: “I don’t want to... but...” also “I have black friends”. The 2nd cluster summed up “Lies, damned lies and statistics”. Quite the ‘best of’ compilation this week.

Everything’s still Big(oted)ger in Texas.

Or, and hear me out, Marketing and Finance haven’t made a final decision on how much gameplay to remove and make into DLC, how many DLC’s that’ll be, and pricing to ‘make up’ for ‘reduced’ revenue during COVID.

Vengeful Edison returns from grave to attack them both.