Wisdom of Solomon only works when you don’t actually split the baby in half. So they don’t even understand “decimate” is to eliminate 1 in 10, not only leave 1 in 10 left. For pipo who worship “Western” culture so much they sure don’t know anything about it at all.

So make the announcement to make all the gun-humpers look. Now that they got their attention announce firearms actually available. Step 3 Election Day Sale! 

But I must know if the brownish pools in the photo are artisanal hot sauce or is it seepage from have not rested the burrito sufficiently?

Upside is that pate doesn’t have the texture issues vat meat seems to have when grown to mimic cuts of the natural stuff.

Buy 9 candy (marshmallow or chocolate) peguins, watch the Pelican Brief and bite the heads off the peguins who deserve no better.

Be happy with your actually good youthful drinking experiences. I recall many a bad night drinking Dr. Mcgillicuddy with off-brand mixers.

Is the dog a ClairDale?

Now please explain how top marginal tax rates are things that will never afflict any of us. What was that figure in history? America’s economy was at its best with a top marginal rate of 90%+ in the 1950's.

Entire article is sus when author admits Hi-Chews are superior, still ranks them same as starbursts

So do lawyers with no fucks left address her as Judge OfTrump or OfMitch?

Sounds like he wants a thorough auditing, but couldn’t just come out and ask straight up.

Turkey rolls. Butterball does a couple. I recommend the dark/white mix as you’re not paying for stuffing and has a nice ying-yangy cross section. Marc Angelo was offering their version for $5 off butterball price point I think as an introductory thing. They also have a very nice pork loin roll (both with stuffing, the…

Am actually having trouble reconciling this with that other southern tradition: boiled peanuts.

Kudos for not holding a sugar Sturgis.

So are “Hefty” paper towels.

Fool projects any harder, White House turns into a drive-in theater

I think it solidified its’ infamy for me while reading /Talesfromyourserver in which multiple stories of groups asking for side BOWLS of ranch EACH were not uncommon. Also rare witnessed atrocities of Drinking from said bowls.

Still shares waaay too much with the Shake-Weight, Fleshlight, and other phallically inspired products to be street-legal.

Don’t piss off the locals, but look for border straddling reserves. Might be a decent down-low method instead of waiting for the lake to freeze safely.

Counterpoint: While drinking it is a bit much at least it’s not the American propensity to drown everything in Ranch. Ranch is fine, just use some damn moderation!