Potential Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.

So a hot dog in a Subway bun is a weiner cake not a sandwich?

But they just wanted you to see and acknowledge that perfect smile! (or the nosejob, botox or other work)

Also you have a right to an opinion, not a microphone, soapbox or other platform to spread it. Though if she wants to compete with all the other street preachers, go for it.

Free Ghost Pepper Infusion facial samples. (technically not pepper spray)

Hatch to the control room for the alien operating the meat puppet.

Clearly an advertising stunt. This could end poorly for BK. “We have reviewed your offering and have retroactively revoked all stars that may have been awarded to your executive chefs.”

Truly is the style of an aspiring serial killer.

I can’t see individuals buying this unless its part of a chain promotion. Kinda like coffee chains that give discounts when you bring your own travel mug in. Maybe an extra side of guac or such when you tote your chain-promoting holder along.

I want this to be a thing, mainly so the office pranksters among us can rig co-worker’s ‘rito holders with a can full ‘o snakes (the spring-loaded kind). Also confetti or glitter launchers for unending hate.

And now I’m thinking about a Sambucca, Ouzo, Pernod 3-way shooter.

The bots look very much like the low poly from “Money for Nothing!” 

Clearly this is an artifact from the “Beforetimes”. The temptation to say plain tofu steak without sauce for all of the guests and bridal party to reflect on their many sins comes over one. Also be happy that a caterer will come within 6 ft of you, don’t multi-tier market the reception. More amusing would be a…

Wearing the name was not wrong. He just made a very common error that it couldn’t hurt the police, cause for that to hurt you gotta have some guilt otherwise you wouldn’t get those persistent twinges. Going forward guess we need to address the needs of those cops who possess vestigial senses of guilt, maybe a therapy…

Also I thought I saw something about him not being able to legally get a taste of a partial buyout by microsoft iirc, so if he cant get his beak wet, burn it all down tracks

Just realised that you can make this the new Dunning-Kruger; call it the Dolezal-Krug effect.

They had to have a hero (not really) for that oppressed (nope) minority (nah) of sun-bleached dog turd souls (spot on).

Is a thicc watch in the snap tho. They musta been afraid he might wonder woman rounds back at em if they opened up for no reason, as they do.

Shoulda gone with a de-energy drink with tryptophan. Call it Pepsi Turkola. Probably a cranberry flavour.

And you know that old man would sue the store if he broke his own damn hip falling over cause of his shoving people.