Also you have a right to an opinion, not a microphone, soapbox or other platform to spread it. Though if she wants to compete with all the other street preachers, go for it.

Free Ghost Pepper Infusion facial samples. (technically not pepper spray)

Hatch to the control room for the alien operating the meat puppet.

Clearly an advertising stunt. This could end poorly for BK. “We have reviewed your offering and have retroactively revoked all stars that may have been awarded to your executive chefs.”

Truly is the style of an aspiring serial killer.

And now I’m thinking about a Sambucca, Ouzo, Pernod 3-way shooter.

The bots look very much like the low poly from “Money for Nothing!” 

Clearly this is an artifact from the “Beforetimes”. The temptation to say plain tofu steak without sauce for all of the guests and bridal party to reflect on their many sins comes over one. Also be happy that a caterer will come within 6 ft of you, don’t multi-tier market the reception. More amusing would be a…

Wearing the name was not wrong. He just made a very common error that it couldn’t hurt the police, cause for that to hurt you gotta have some guilt otherwise you wouldn’t get those persistent twinges. Going forward guess we need to address the needs of those cops who possess vestigial senses of guilt, maybe a therapy…

Also I thought I saw something about him not being able to legally get a taste of a partial buyout by microsoft iirc, so if he cant get his beak wet, burn it all down tracks

Just realised that you can make this the new Dunning-Kruger; call it the Dolezal-Krug effect.

They had to have a hero (not really) for that oppressed (nope) minority (nah) of sun-bleached dog turd souls (spot on).

Is a thicc watch in the snap tho. They musta been afraid he might wonder woman rounds back at em if they opened up for no reason, as they do.

Shoulda gone with a de-energy drink with tryptophan. Call it Pepsi Turkola. Probably a cranberry flavour.

And you know that old man would sue the store if he broke his own damn hip falling over cause of his shoving people.

Well hell, let’s see if we can channel Qanon’s manic energy into getting this exposed and stopped. Just tell them this is the “real” adrenochrome source being hidden by the “deep state”

Welp the intense green will mix well in the vomit in the parking lot from this on unlimited crab leg nights.

More like a spring-powered Pez dispenser, not a compressed air launcher. Only Red Ryder BB guns can claim eyes at Christmas

On that topic, plain naked or dusted wings are the best way to test quality of wings at a place. Good wings get great with good sauce, but no kind of sauce can save bad wings.

That jibes with his 8-bit concealer