Did NO ONE check out the video but me? Admittedly, I wasn’t glued to the screen as I was doing real work while simultaneously observing something other people were paid to sit through while doing nothing else, but still. You are all missing the most wonderful part of this mess of pop psychology and gender norms.

Wait, wasn’t Jem a music producer with a secret rock star life? So is Juliette Lewis supposed to be Jem? I’m confused. Juliette Lewis would make a pretty great Jem. Cool make-up, though, and here’s the obligatory reference to the missing Misfits’ songs being better.

I have no idea what a juggalo is, so instead of looking it up on urban dictionary, I’ll make up some definitions.

It’s the best time for shower sex!

You need another category: I don’t remember.

Have you ever stood next to an ostrich? Those things are scary.

I needed a refresher on this stuff. Thanks!!!

OMG they found a real life baby Wookie!!!

That’s exactly what I see. I imagine having to write a similar letter to my mother-in-law in the future when BabyShoe comes along and she wishes to joyously spend her entire retirement nest egg on idiotic toys that go BING!

Your nails look exactly like the vampire nails in this Korean drama I'm watching right now called Blood.

My solution to the inverse relationship between price and quality going on these days:

I second Wyoming. Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons are two of the most beautiful places I've ever been, and I've traveled a lot. I'd throw in the parks of southern Utah (Arches, Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands) as an alternative, again, in spring or very early summer before it gets too hot. Gorgeous!!!

One of our wedding gifts was a week in my father-in-law's friend's condo in Bonita Springs, FL, during July, when it thunderstorms every afternoon. You've probably never been to Bonita Springs. Or heard of it. Because there is nothing there. The highlights of the trip were a three hour drive across the Everglades to…

I kind of hope she forgot to turn off whatever software magic it is that allows people to track when and where images were taken and what computer was used to upload the video so the wildlife police can find her and give her a ticket for bothering sweet little Kevin so much. How was he to know she was making herself a…

I live in Austin these days, but as for “Home,” I don’t really have one. It’s an interesting position to be in. People are really digging in about where they are from in Austin these days, and I feel very unwelcome. I have lived all over the country, but never in the city where my parents were from. That wasn’t really…

Go with the university ombudsman or HR or ethics (whatever you have at your school). The department chair is too likely to be chummy with the professor.

$5000??? If most bands made that much, this would be a VERY different festival. My sister's band (Silent Diane- please don't hate my shameless plug because I love her so much; EP on iTunes) has played showcases the last few years, and they are usually paid in wristbands to the festival (one per band member at about…

You can all hate on me however you want because I don't care. I am not condoning Bill Cosby's crimes. Forget about confirmation bias. I want you to reflect upon yourself for a moment.

The answer is unions. You can't unionize certain types of jobs in at-will states, and unions usually create blanket contract provisions requiring a reason for someone to be fired. Those provisions tends to cover people who aren't actually enrolled in the union as well.

SAVE THE NOUNS!!!!