This was my main takeaway from the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Politeness can be dangerous.

In an ideal world but check out the nubmers of people who get asylum and the places they’re coming from and the situations and dangers they’re fleeing and the impossibility they have of retreating to any enclave in their own country and the hoops they have to jump through to finally be granted asylum and you’ll see…

Daily reminder that Twitter doesn’t matter, isn’t real, and every second you spend on there represents money in Elon Musk’s pocket. Stop talking about Twitter. Stop linking to Tweets. Get off Twitter.

Question: when did Angelina Jolie become the second coming of the Virgin Mary?

Social media didn’t make any of those people say or think those things. It just allowed you to hear them do it.

Maybe talking to the manager will help. Have you tried that?

Unfortunately, I think “low information” persons are most likely to be impaneled, anyway, because the prosecution and defense don’t want anyone with strong convictions or prior knowledge of how things work to influence the narrative they’re crafting around their case.

I feel her so hard on this. In college, I had yet to go on an actual “date”. I legit was so awkward and dumb, I didn’t know how to say, “Thank you for dinner, I’m going home now.” And instead allowed this person to invite himself over to watch a movie. He wasn’t a bad person and didn’t try anything, but I was ready to…

These people sit on juries. 

About 30 people have contacted Willgohs seeking assistance with the relocation process. But Nora Noralla, a human rights researcher, told Vice trans people likely don’t need to seek asylum, consulting the somewhat vague United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees guidelines. Because there are safer blue states in…

“Bueller? Bueller?”

Pretty sure the call is coming from inside the house. 

She’s in college.  It’s the weekend.  She was probably just very, very drunk.

This website of all website must admit that if a person identifies as something we must all respect it.

I believe the word she's looking for is “weeb”.

I’m sure Japanese people are going to be outraged.

Mass Effect, Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Fallout: New Vegas, Far Cry 4 + 5,  Frostpunk, Hades, Shadowrun are some off the top of my head that beg for adaptation.

is there a chloe?

Tell me where the bomb Cordella virus Sentox nerve gas is!

Dammit!