I gotta say, the number of times I’ve wanted to open and close all windows at once, on all of my cars I have ever owned, is zero.

He should have just kicked the building out of the way so the truck wouldn’t hit it.

<chef's-kiss>

Well, denying him a commercial driver’s license was obviously the right choice. He would have been insane on the roads.

I have it on good authority that DEI is the cause of most bridge collapses. It often involves a boat carrying a cargo of wokeness. 

Message: stay out of Norway. There are better Scandinavian countries anyway.

So you’ve never been to an IKEA?

Calvin’s dad explanations are the best.

Tesla makes notoriously touchy hardware and software.  I can understand being extra cautious about following instructions.

Agreed. Android Auto is a total gamechanger. 

Musk has made plenty of anti-Semitic remarks.... an oven now make sense.  

I did not know that one could take that Scandinavian minimalism design too far.

Relax. They’re just testing the bridge. 

She said herself that she would leave the car if she actually felt in any danger, but did not want to do it prematurely because she didn’t want to damage her car. Which is something Tesla warns against in all of their documentation, they tell you never to manually open the doors unless the car literally has no power…

She describes in the video that her Tesla said the update would take 25 minutes, and she had a 30-minute meeting, so the way I understand it is that she decided to attend the meeting while in her car, thinking both the update and the meeting would end at the same time.

There’s Norway they didn’t properly Finnish the job. Investigate, take names, Denmark down all the engineers who OK’d it and banish them to Greenland.

can you imagine being told “here, put your life in danger over a software update” and the person going “derp! OK!” and actually doing it?

This is the owner’s fault. All she needed to do was have the monkey-tested neural chip implanted in her brain, then bio-install Twitter/X into her DNA, then pay for a blue tick, and her Tesla would have given her priority uploading.

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

So... the Cybertruck can serve briefly as a boat, but all Teslas can serve much longer as an oven.